Explain to me exactly why there is a need in a week-old relationship for the guy to spend every night with the girl? I mean, usually it's the other way around... isn't it?
I understand that once a relationship is really formed, the inevitability of sleepovers is reached and it's obvious that roommates are going to either have to deal with an empty bedroom or the headboard banging in the room next door, but usually this commitment is reached after the one month period of there about.
My roommate and her flavor of the month have been shacking up since they first met. Usually, this deems the person a slut and the guy, well, a guy. So, apparently she's a slut who 'isn't having sex with him' and yet the headboard is going and there are moans and the like.
I may be a virgin, but I'm not stupid. You don't have to of had sex to know what sex sounds like. And really, I could care less that she's whoring herself out while "on a break" from the apparent love of her life. Obviously there's more to that story than anyone is letting out, but let's run with it. As the only other roommate in the place, having a stranger spend several nights in a row in the next room is not only awkward but unsafe. For all she knows, and me as well, he's some serial rapist who skins his victims when he's done with them. He could be making a human suit as we speak. Ok, not right this very minute since they're going at it, but you catch my drift. And he could be waiting for the trust to be gained by her, and her legs to open enough times, until he strikes. If he killed me and not her (why would you kill the cow when you're getting the milk for free?) could she be charged as an accessory to murder? Too bad we don't have corporal punishment.
The fact is, I don't feel safe in my own house. Last year was different when the (different) roommate brought home randoms from the bar since there were 12 other people
or more in the house at any given time. One scream would have had the guys beating down our doors to avenge us. This is different. Plus, my door doesn't have a lock.
But I shouldn't feel as though I have to lock my own bedroom door at night. Right?
This also leads me to questioning; where the hell does this guy live anyways that he's always here? Can she not go to his place and shack up or what? Maybe he's still living with mommy and daddy? But if he is, and he wants to have sex, he should do it there too and let me sleep at night. Or he could just move out like a big boy.
I swear to all that is holy that if I hear sex sounds one more time while I'm trying to sleep I am going to beat on her bedroom door with the heel of a stiletto. Those things can make a lot of noise with utilized properly. Apparently they can help you get away from a sexual attacker as well if you aim it as their neck.
Note to self: make sure that all pointy shoes are within reaching distance from now on.
I understand that once a relationship is really formed, the inevitability of sleepovers is reached and it's obvious that roommates are going to either have to deal with an empty bedroom or the headboard banging in the room next door, but usually this commitment is reached after the one month period of there about.
My roommate and her flavor of the month have been shacking up since they first met. Usually, this deems the person a slut and the guy, well, a guy. So, apparently she's a slut who 'isn't having sex with him' and yet the headboard is going and there are moans and the like.
I may be a virgin, but I'm not stupid. You don't have to of had sex to know what sex sounds like. And really, I could care less that she's whoring herself out while "on a break" from the apparent love of her life. Obviously there's more to that story than anyone is letting out, but let's run with it. As the only other roommate in the place, having a stranger spend several nights in a row in the next room is not only awkward but unsafe. For all she knows, and me as well, he's some serial rapist who skins his victims when he's done with them. He could be making a human suit as we speak. Ok, not right this very minute since they're going at it, but you catch my drift. And he could be waiting for the trust to be gained by her, and her legs to open enough times, until he strikes. If he killed me and not her (why would you kill the cow when you're getting the milk for free?) could she be charged as an accessory to murder? Too bad we don't have corporal punishment.The fact is, I don't feel safe in my own house. Last year was different when the (different) roommate brought home randoms from the bar since there were 12 other people
or more in the house at any given time. One scream would have had the guys beating down our doors to avenge us. This is different. Plus, my door doesn't have a lock.But I shouldn't feel as though I have to lock my own bedroom door at night. Right?
This also leads me to questioning; where the hell does this guy live anyways that he's always here? Can she not go to his place and shack up or what? Maybe he's still living with mommy and daddy? But if he is, and he wants to have sex, he should do it there too and let me sleep at night. Or he could just move out like a big boy.
I swear to all that is holy that if I hear sex sounds one more time while I'm trying to sleep I am going to beat on her bedroom door with the heel of a stiletto. Those things can make a lot of noise with utilized properly. Apparently they can help you get away from a sexual attacker as well if you aim it as their neck.
Note to self: make sure that all pointy shoes are within reaching distance from now on.
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