I know that this sounds stupid, but I never want to marry/have kids with someone who is fat. That being said, I have absolutely nothing against people who tend to inch towards the pleasantly plump side of life, but since my family runs rampant with obesity (thankfully I'm not, though I wish I were a lot less weighty) I don't want my future non-existent kids to have to deal with it.
Honestly, to each his own, but I don't want my kid to be the fat one in the class who gets made fun of all the time because of it. The only positive thing that would come from it would be that they would develop some sort of personality; hopefully a nice one.
The entire thing that got me thinking about this was seeing pictures of one of my male (egotistical, unclassy, disgusting, racist, bottom-layer-of-hell) cousin and his equally disgusting girlfriend. Please note that said girlfriend used to be considered one of my best friends... but you all know how that ended. Anyways, seeing them together in sickening, and poorly composed, pictures got me thinking; what would their kids look like? Because, let's face it, neither of them are smart enough to avoid getting knocked up for much longer.
To cut out the middle-man, their kids are going to be ugly and SUPER, I mean morbidly, obese. They're not even going to be cute as kids because, honestly, neither of them are attractive either.
I know what you think; that I'm being jealous of something and taking it out this way. Honestly, I'm not. I wouldn't ever want a relationship like they have, nor would I want to date someone like that - familial relations aside. Sure, I wouldn't mind having an intellectual, respectful boyfriend but I'm not going to just throw myself out there at anything with a penis.
Anyways, their kids are going to be hideous. And fat. hence why I want to procreate with someone who has little body fat and a clean family bill of health.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.
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